Holy Fucking Shit!!!

I head heard about PETA's "Your Mommy Kills Animals" (Adobe Acrobat Reader required) propaganda campaign, which targets children, but I never was able to look at the leaflet they had distributed. Until now, that is...

The cover of the pamphlet says this:

"Your Mommy Kills Animals"

"Animals were killed for the fur coat that your mommy has on her back"

"Ask your mommy... how many animals she killed to make her fur coat? The sooner she stops wearing fur, the sooner animals will be safe."

"Visit furisdead.com for more info."

The cover has a picture of what looks like a Stepford wife from the 1950s killing a rabbit with a hunting knife.

This is what the other side says:

"Do you have a puppy you take for walks or play ball with? Or a kitty who likes to chase string? Everyone knows that it's fun to love and play with out animal friends."

"But how would you feel if someone took away your kitty or puppy, stomped on their head, and ripped their skin off their bodies?"

"It would make you feel sad, wouldn't it? Why would anyone be so mean? But there are terrible people who cause our furry friends to die that way every day. And guess what? One of those terrible people is your mommy. Your mommy kills animals! I bet you didn't know that."

"Lots of wonderful foxes, raccoons, and other animals are kept by mean farmers who squish them into cages so small that they can hardly move. They never get to play or swim or have fun. All they can do is cry -- just so your greedy mommy can have that fur coat to show off in when she walks in the streets."

"In the forest, nasty men in boots catch animals with traps that have metal claws that snap shut on animals' legs. Ouch! Some animals bite off their own paws to get away! Mommy foxes do this because they want to get back to their babies to feed them, but they usually die anyway and their babies slowly starve to death, scared and all alone. Trapped animals who don't escape from the traps get stomped to death by the nasty men. Ask your mommy how many dead animals she killed to make her fur clothes. Then tell her that you know she paid men to hurt and kill the animals. Everyone knows. And the sooner she stops wearing fur, the sooner the animals will be safe. Until then, keep your doggie or kitty friends away from mommy -- she's an animal killer!"

The pictures on the inside feature raccoons and foxes in cages, and then the carcass of a skinned animal.

Honestly, after pulling a stunt like this, PETA has lost whatever moral authority they thought they had. Targeting propaganda at children is wrong, and it is even worse to try to undermine the mother-child relationship. The leadership of PETA deserve a particularly warm place in hell, and I, for one, have no moral issues with sending them there. If a PETA member ever tried to give this shit to my kid, I would put them in the fucking hospital and then sue PETA.

I like one idea that I saw in another blog. No, I'm not talking about firebombing PETA, even though that is the name of this blog. I am talking about this:

"I'm thinking a bunch of us could stand outside PETA members' homes, and hand flyers to their children that say "Your Mommy Destroys Families." Or even "Your mommy thinks comic books are educational." Now that would be effective, eh?"

Seriously, I think that we should do it. PETA keeps a database of its membership somewhere. How hard could it be to find it, download it, and disseminate the information to anti-PETA activists all over the country?

Of course, you must remember that I don't condone illegal activity, but, if you were to e-mail me a copy of PETA's membership database, I would make sure that it was put to good use, and I wouldn't ask any questions as to where it came from...